Just kidding.

You know how things are between Russia and Ukraine, right? Not so good. Tragic. So, I am Russian. I have amazing, very close friends who are Ukrainian. Do we agree on every bit of news that is on TV? No! But you know what, I could care less, I will go out of my way to do things for them, and they will do same for me. Not to mention that we can all make some mean borscht.

And that is EXACTLY how regular people without billions of dollars overcome assholes with political power. By refusing to go insane over their agendas.

The end. Screw that shit, me for president.