You, yes you over there, listen to ME. It is absolutely obvious that all articles that promote my candidate are based on undeniable facts and solid logic, and all articles that criticize my candidate, are based on ridiculous lies fabricated by the enemy. We all know who the enemy is. I hope you understand now. If you disagree with me, you are poorly informed, delusional, and possibly an idiot. Do what I say, don’t irritate me. You don’t want me to hate you, do you?
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by Tessa Lena